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When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.
When we got home from Taco Bell, I was flipping her bean and she covered my hand in Mexican Butter.
When tip of my poop sticks put of the water
I just shit so much, I left a Mexican Iceberg
When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito
The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.
When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.
Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.
When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.
Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.
An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“
An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.
A Mexican that’s too white for their own race
Oh look there’s a Mexican vampire