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A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.
A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"
The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.
After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.
When you eat spicy Mexican finger food like tacos, and then finger your girl to completion. The resulting aftermath is Mexican Butter.
When we got home from Taco Bell, I was flipping her bean and she covered my hand in Mexican Butter.
When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it
Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds
When you accidentally walk into a room and unknowingly find three or more guys having a gay orgy.
Jacob was out knocking on doors to notify home owners of the water outage when he accidentally walked in on a Mexican doorhanger. He was never the same after seeing that.
When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito
The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.
When you pour a table spoon of salt on a lady's vagina so it shrivels up, and then you eat her box.
Gave her an enchilada to go with her Mexican Sourgrub.