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Someone who falls below average height, but is still too tall to be considered a midget.
Steve asked Rebecca out on a date, but his tall midget stature of only 5'10" resulted in his immediate rejection.
(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.
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While your penis is inside the womans vagina shake her repediatly and after you climax toss her over your head (kinda of like a belly to belly suplex) and point and laugh at her pain.
I midget tossed that bitch all accross the room last night!!!
- Snootch to the nootch
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slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)
Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah.
Man 1: What happened?
Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.
Man 1: What did she do?
Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.
Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...
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a sexual act where five legless midgets lay on their backs all nubbed together in a star shape and one fag blows them all at the same time
That sick fuck at work CODY WORLEY seems like the type that would do a midget starfish, i'm sure he'd love all those shlongs in his mouth.
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(Adjective) something you like and enjoy but would never go out and seek it
Girl 1: oh i wish i could get logans dick
Girl 2: meh hes pretty midget gems to me
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A person who pimps out little people prostitutes exclusively.
With the large demand for sexy little people, the midget pimp's business was booming. pimpmidgetlittle people
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