one who picks their nose in their sleep
he was great in bed but when we woke up I discovered he was a midnight miner
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Someone who has perfected the art of one night stands.
I wounder if the midnight specialists will call me?
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A person that farts in midnight.
SuperDad:Did YOU fart last midnight?
SuperMom:Yup.4 hours in counting.
SuperDad:Get away from me YOU MIDNIGHT FARTER!!!!!!!!
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(Noun). A meal eaten late in the night upon the assumption that the feast consumed earlier that evening was lunch.
Usually a byproduct of smoking marijauna.
Friend 1: Whoa dude, your looking quite tubby as of late.
Friend 2: I know bro, need to cut back on those midnight dinners.
Friend 1: Yea, you and my girlfriend.
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A person that kisses ass to another but does secretly behind everyone's back
Vince is midnight cocksucker. He talked to the boss last night after we left to tell on us
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good looking black guy that hasnt shaved in a couple of days because he is lazy.
god look at that midnight shadow where is his cape he is like a god damn superhero.
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Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.
"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."
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