Mike Pence

A form of sodomy. But instead of finishing in your gay partner's butthole you pull out and wedge your Pence between their buttcheeks and bun fuck them until you come on their back. Also called a chill cheese dog between two buns.

I can't believe he Mike Penced me. Now I have Mike on my back that I can't reach. I need to take a shower.

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Mike Potter

creator of the makeup looks for the off Broadway musical, Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Mike Potter was the creative force behind the makeup design for Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

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Sweaty mike

Defines a person who is a sweaty try hard.

Jackson is like sweaty mike.

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Mellow Mike

An individual(male or female) who is a chill dude that everyone loves.

Ayyy dude, its Mellow Mike.

Bob Ross was the ultimate Mellow Mike.

I thought that guy was a Mean Mike, but he's a total Mellow Mike.

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Mike Martin

Baseball coach of the Florida State University Seminoles. Martin is one of the winningest regular season coaches in NCAA history and has appeared in 29 straight postseason tournaments. Additionally, he has appeared in 12 (TWELVE) College World Series.

With all of those regular season accomplishments, Martin has FAILED to win a single national championship (NOT ONE!). His teams' consistent inability to win a national title has become a huge black mark on Martin's coaching record. Due to his inability to manage in the big game, many have begun using his name as a slang term for "choking in the big game," or to refer to a great athlete/coach who has never won a championship.

Bobby Cox has pulled many "Mike Martins" when his Braves teams always lose in the playoffs.

Even though the 'Moles won 6 games in 2010, they still pulled a "Mike Martin" in the InYourFace.com bowl.

Greg Maddux really pulled a "Mike Martin" by giving up 7 runs in Game 5 of the 1998 World Series.

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mike valley

The toughest pro skater ever.

Mike valley can kick anyones ass.

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mike myers

An extremely funny, Canadian (oh yeah!!) actor, who started out on SNL, and later went on to making hilarious movies, such as the "Austin Powers" series, the "Shrek" series (MY FAVOURITE!!!), "Axe Murderer", "The Cat In The Hat"...etc.

Let us all stare open-jawed at the wonders of Mike Myers!!!

=D

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