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The world`s first mobile device with the open source operating system, Android. The best cellphone to date. What an iPhone should be.
I just downloaded five free applications while listening to DRM free music on my T-Mobile G1.
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The only thing that is smaller than a quark
Frick, the X on a mobile ad is really really really really really really really small
Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.
Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.
The best combative department in the SCP Foundation. Gets to contain and locate cool anomalies as well as use a wide variety of toys like flamethrowers, paralyzing gas, and top-of-the-line night vision.
The Mobile Task Force is the most chad combative department. The Security Department doesn't have a thing on us.
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1) Something that Dottie drives around, because she has nothing better to do but drive her Subaru Forester after a hard day's work at the racquetball club, providing the less fortunate with yellow tennis balls that only Attorney At Law, Mr. S. Herzog could appropriately have a use for.
2) Something that Dottie's son Chris Dellvlin owns and drives, also known as the Jeep Grand Cherokee, that is of course before he finds the wonder of remembering the Titan.
Holy shit! Was that the Flavor Savor himself stroking his goatee while on his headset with his mom Dottie telling her he was arriving into the garage (on his ninth phone call exchange with her to report his whereabouts) after a fine day of racing with the Spencer Racing Team, landscaping, and tapping it up in a game of TAPS? Why yes, I do believe 'twas he, the man with that awesomely hot fat chick (also sometimes seen with a dark haired freak who uses him for rides)cruising around in his Soccer Mom Mobile for the last time today, as tomorrow he is said to be purchasing an even more renowned vehicle simply known as the mini-van converted to pick-up truck itself--the "Spearmint Gumball"--the prestigious $20,000 two-wheel drive Titan.
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Any vehicle modified to stand out, whether by size, muffler noise, stereo, wheels, tinting, or stripes, so as to create the illusion of manhood and self worth in the midst of a pointless insecure primal existance. Size and noise are the default mediums whereby those who have nothing to offer themselves or society can protest their own ignorance as if it were someone else's fault.
I heard a loud muffler followed by screeching tires and turned to see the small penis mobile.
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A car or truck decorated with Confederate, White Supremacist, NeoNazi, and/or MAGA imagery.
There is an old Ford Treason Mobile parked in my spot dripping oil, I am going to call a tow truck.
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