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A fart that feels like your colon is being ripped apart by a thousand monkeys.
"The monkey claw is smelly"
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A figure of speech meaning to create a mess out of a good situation
Player: We have a big lead lets put the bench warmers in
Coach: This is the championship game. Starters will stay in. We don't want to monkey it up
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A term used to refer to a stupid goofy ass child, young adult, or immature adult. Also, refers to a member of a group of people that sit around all day and argue over the definition of the word Chode.
I beat down that little Choder Monkey when he steps out of line, no doubt!!!
Check out all those fuckin choder monkey's on urban dictionary.com
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A woman addicted to heroin, the addiction being a "monkey on her back"
There ain't nothin' in Chicago that a monkey woman can do.
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The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.
The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.
"Don't eat that part of the banana, that's the monkey poo"
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A term used in the Antique trade to describe a cheap metal alloy, usually zinc based. Often used to describe spelter figures and other ornamental items which were often copies of original bronze pieces.
It is only a cheap monkey metal copy of an original Lorenzl, Art Deco, bronze figurine.
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Someone who does your bidding, a puppet or lackey.
Bruce is my dancing monkey.
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