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A person who's Really Good at fucking.
He told me I had more pounce per ounce! I knew I was a hot fuck but Damn! The Ultimate compliment regarding sex.
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When you are severely faded than a hoe and you have nothing to say.
I just went to blinkerton city off the penjamin. Need I say more?
I need more boulets was a war cry used by the French soldiers during WW2, suicide bombers would also scream this before nose diving into a battleship.
soldier 1: Stay behind me, I'll give you cover! *gun shots*
soldier 2: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 3: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 4: I need more boulets I need more boulets
A condition often associated with strategical games of the video nature. It has destroyed the lives of many, causing sleepless nights and missed job interviews. Symptoms include a detachment from reality, complete lack of time awareness, and an inability to stop mobilizing your forces.
A far greater threat than Restless Leg Syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. The Silent Killer.
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Little Johnny (Age 12) has been playing Civilization 4 for the last three hours.
11:30 PM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after one more turn."
12:30 AM
Little Johnny: "Just one more turn."
1:30 AM
Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after just one more turn."
7:00 AM
Parents find Little John dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. One More Turn Syndrome strikes again.
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If the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki saved one million American lives, think of the possibilities of dropping two more nukes.
Thank goodness we blew Japan off of the face of the Earth by dropping two more nukes, or I probably wouldn't be alive!
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No longer avaible dring it ,and stuck it forever be a acting baby
o ga o ga oga
No More Mommy's Milk to dring
‘To swear on Jesus’ name for no more lying.’
Kanye has created arguably the best tweet of all time.
KIM. IN JESUS NAME NO MORE CAP.
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