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Where does one start with thy Laila Morgan,,,
1) She is not ginger, she is strawberry blonde!!
2) She creampies Ava on Sundays
3) Eats sheep bacon
4) Finally she draws pictures on her bedroom wall
wow laila morgan stop drawing on that wall
A girl who farts a lot and does so without informing others, she is not one to blame other people but you can tell it is a true Morgan Reitz by the stench of her juicy, disgusting gas
Person #1 "Ughhh, who ripped one?"
Person #2 "I think it was that girl that just walked by us"
Person #1 "Yeah I would believe that, she seems like a real Morgan Reitz"
To dispense generic advice using a low and soothing voice.
I just gave him some generic advice in a low soothing voice. I Morgan Freeman'd him.
Morgan's tits are round and plump. He will never shy away from a good squeeze. His tits are practically public domain, should be houses within the wikimedia commons. They will often shake violently when excited, and will need to be calmed.
I sure do love giving Morgan's tits a good squeeze, it's the right way to start my day
if Joseph Morgan was here right now I would fuck him so fuckin hard that he would never forget that it happened
oh my god it's joseph morgan I better get a condom and take my clothe off ASAP
When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.