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Where does one start with thy Laila Morgan,,,
1) She is not ginger, she is strawberry blonde!!
2) She creampies Ava on Sundays
3) Eats sheep bacon
4) Finally she draws pictures on her bedroom wall
wow laila morgan stop drawing on that wall
this is someone who is a simp they are also very ugly. they look like a fish and also have no friends at all
you are being such a harry morgan today
The hugest dick head in the world. Loves to cheat on his girlfriend and talk to other girls, most likely at home currently texting his 7 bitches. Plays every girl that slides in his inbox.
Damion: Hey baby💖
Me: Fuck you Damion Morgan you can go die.
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When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.
Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.
Morgan's tits are round and plump. He will never shy away from a good squeeze. His tits are practically public domain, should be houses within the wikimedia commons. They will often shake violently when excited, and will need to be calmed.
I sure do love giving Morgan's tits a good squeeze, it's the right way to start my day
A girl who farts a lot and does so without informing others, she is not one to blame other people but you can tell it is a true Morgan Reitz by the stench of her juicy, disgusting gas
Person #1 "Ughhh, who ripped one?"
Person #2 "I think it was that girl that just walked by us"
Person #1 "Yeah I would believe that, she seems like a real Morgan Reitz"