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A film loved by critics, who obviously failed to see how it is nearly identical to every love story ever told except for the fact that it was between two men.
Brokeback Mountain; a story of two people who fall in love and then the relationship is torn apart. same old crap done a million times before only deserving praise for the acting and several scene's impressive views.
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kings mountain is a town where 90% of the kids are cousins, even if they have no aunts or uncles.
a daily kings mountain conversation:
friend 1: dude i just found out my bf is my cousin
friend 2: really? how are you cousins?
friend 1: my moms uncle is his dads cousins brothers cousins uncle
friend 2: riiiight....
friend 1: confusing i know but im gunna keep dating him anyway because hes HOT!
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In the night of the Last Supper, as the story is told, Jesus took bread and wine and blessed them. The actual use of bread is unknown, but recent research has shown that the Blood of Christ was not wine, but Mountain Dew.
... again after supper he took the cup, gave thanks and gave it for all to drink saying "This is Mountain Dew. Let it live for eternity as the drink of Jesus!
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Jake: I totaly have cotton mouth, man.
Jill: Dude, have a Mountain Dew.
Jake: Right on.
Jill: Do the Dew.
Jake: Yeah, dude. Do the Dew.
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This is where people meet to participate in sexual combat. Smash mountain is located somwhere near pound town, toward the pleasure isles. Saying that you've taken somone to Smash Mountain implies that you've recked that pussy, or in some cases recking a Bung hole or Bungus, with your wiener.
"Hey Bill what'd yu do with Natasha Last Night"
Bill:"What do you mean, "what did i do with her" i took her ass to smash mountain bro!"
Both: HELLZ YEA!
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1. The condinsation (sweat) between a females cleavage.
Hannah: Wow it's really hot out here!
Emily: yeah! I totally got some Mountain dew goin' on!
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