Mud-Blood

1. A demeaning name for those who are born into muggle families and can use magic. These people tend to be disliked by Slytherins due to Slytherins being pure-blooded and believe that only pure bloods should be able to attend Hogwarts.
2. Tend to be intelligent witches and wizards. e.g. Hermione Granger, Lilly Potter

Draco: You filthy mud-blood!
Hermione: WTF U JUST CALL ME!!!
Draco: A filthy, dirty, bluggered, MUD-BLOOD!
Hermione: Taste magic BITCH!! STUPEFY

Justin Flinchfetchly: Hey Hermione. How'd you do on that test?
Hermione: Dude I totally aced that shit! How'd you do?
Justin: ACED!!
Hermione: Fuck yea you did mud-blood!!
Justin: O hellz yea mud-blood!!

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Stuffed Mud

Extremely pleasurable anal sex between a M/F or M/M.

Candy decided to call Mary's old boyfriend Carl and seek out a date. Mary said he was a bungophile and given that Candy loves a little Stuffed Mud, it was a match meant to be.

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blow mud

A rapid evacuation of feces from the colon. Diarrhea. A violent defecation.

"After eating at Taco Bell, I always have to blow mud."

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kick mud

telling someone to leave..to get lost..

Man,I'm sick of you talking.Why don't you kick mud...

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mud brow

The act in which 69ing and tongue sweeping of the vagina from side to side, fecal matter smears on your forhead.

It was not until I was brushing my teeth in the morning when I discovered I had mud brow.

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make mud

1. the act of taking a less than solid shit
2. taking a shit with a muddy consistancy

after drinking all that beer and eating all those chili cheese dogs last night, I'm probably going to make mud all day tomorrow

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mud-butt

The feeling of having mudd in the crack of your ass after a large flatuance.

Sam: Damn John, What is that smell?
John:Those been pies gave me the mud-butt

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