Muffin Party

1a) A festive gathering of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of muff.

1b) The female version of a Sausage Fest

2) Party based on consumption of alcohol- or marijuana-infused Muffins

Last night I went to a party at Emily's, but it was soo boring, a total Muffin Party. All chat, no boozing, and not a schlong in sight

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muffin topper

The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.

May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper

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noob muffin

A n00b and/or nub who constantly gets pwned in xbox/ps2/or life. Goes very well with a nub and/or n00b cake. Following with a glass of nub milk will ensure pure pwnage. Anyone considered a noob muffin sucks entirely and should never game/live again.

Duggan you noob muffin stop shooting your own teamate you we-tard!!>!>!>! nub...

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Frosted Muffin

A Frosted Muffin: When a man ejaculates into either a woman's vagina and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his semen own out of the crevasse into which he originally placed it.

Nothing turned Carissa on more than reciving frosted muffins from Shane.

Shane loved frosting Carissa's muffin.

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Cunt Muffin

The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.

"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."

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shag muffin

noun

1. Pussy, esp. one that hasn't been shaved. The general pubic area of a woman. See also; shag, muff, gash.
2. A woman who is "shaggable" or "shag worthy".

Fav: I'd go down on that shag muffin.
Ant: You would, you carpet banger!

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Rag-a-muffin

A child that is unkept

Ur son is a ragamuffin

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