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Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.
I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.
When you get truffle butter above your lips after doing ass to mouth blowjob
He left her with a truffle butter mustache after going ATM
The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.
A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.
My upper lip is chafed after that reverse mustache ride last night.
When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.
Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.
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The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.
I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
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Damn! Look who's Mr. Mustache Man, he's got so much growing on his upper lip.
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it's basically where a chick is sucking on a guy and he shoots his load on her face, mostly around her mouth. This makes it look like the chick just got done eating a glazed doughnut, hense the name.
Guy: Did you like it? Girl: Yes! glazed doughnut mustaches are my favorite!
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