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When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.
Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
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"I’m mustard and he/she is ketchup" means that these two people are dating or are secretly kissing each other.
Two people are secretly dating but they don't wanna say anything about it so they say:
"I'm mustard and he/she is ketchup"
A joke by the Gigantic Turkey Sub that was used at an inappropriate time. Often used as a random laughter generator.
Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: outraged This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.
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Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits
"Hot"
Cum in your mums asshole with mustard
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The bad knockoff of Willy wonkas chocolate factory
I went to Billy Bonkas mustard factory!
Are you high?
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The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you
Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head