Red Nails

to be a bitch like those bitchy secreteries and such who always bite your head off when you ask them a question

man: Jane from accounting's got red nails
Jane: Fuck off!!


Man:dude, dont ask her out shes got red nails, she'll eat you alive!!
Dude:yeah ima geter drunk first

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Nail Salon

A place where white girls get parts of their fingers cut off by little asian ladies judging them and gossiping in who knows what language

Hey Britney wanna go to the nail salon? I want a new set of acrylics with gel and pva!

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Rusty Dusty Nail

A large YouTuber that makes reddit and Fifa videos

Rusty Dusty Nail had just uploaded

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pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

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Finnish Bed of Nails

Demonstrated by Jasper in Tyler the Creator's Adult Swim show Loiter Squad, a "Finnish Bed of Nails" is performed by landing back-first and shirtless on a trampoline covered in thumbtacks

"We got about a thousand thumbtacks in here, time for a Finnish Bed of Nails"

Nail in my coffin

To smoke a cigarette

Hey, I'll be right back, gonna go outside and put a nail in my coffin.

dark red nails

If you have dark red nails, you have Lana Del Rey’s vibe. You’re quite melancholy, but that makes you even more beautiful.

Look at my new dark red nails!
It feels like Lana Del Rey is my mother.