Lad name

The male equivalent of a “maiden name”
Its used to describe a males surname before marriage.

Example 1: Oi bruv, hear u was getting married, looks like you’re going be losing that lad name.
Example 2: Davies? No, that was my lad name, im now happily married and called mr webberley

stanford (name)

normally used as a second name, people with the second name "Stanford" are sexy naughty, and have a big cock (if male), at first they may seem innocent but after you meet them you'll realise that they're very naughty and they don't mind going more than 1 round in the bedroom, only the most luckiest of people can say they have had an experience with them in bed, people normally find themselves attracted to them and normally can't help but pleasure themselves over that person.

damn Mr Stanford (name) you're looking great today!

Kid named

Premise used to refer to those kids that have a name that can be used in a pun, there's always that one kid with that weird name that is just straight up a thing. There are no limits to naming a kid in this situation though, unlike in real life.

"Now class, we are going to do origami today!"
Kid named origami:

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J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.

EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?

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Random name

Names on this website are used by asswipes who for some reason (even I am not sure) give specific characteristics to each name. For example, any name can have a definition like "X is the sweetest and happiest person you'll ever meet, etc.". My advice? Dislike those shitty "definitions".

*Sees "Jake: Jake ( the random name) is the best person in the whole world and will always be honest to you" by Ms. Vegana*
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!

Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best

“My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful”

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Gag name

A false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand.

Common Gag names:

"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"

Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"

Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."

Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."

Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"

Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"

Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"

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