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Someone who puts the kabash on spending money! A person who is in control of the finances.
e.g. Husband: "Honey, can I have 20 bucks for beer?" Wife: "No money for you!" Husband: "You're such a money nazi!"
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A Nazi Editor is an individual who rejects all new definitions for Urban Dictionary, regardless of quality of the definition. Nazi Editors are typically societal misfits who now find themselves in a position of "power" where they can reject others in a misguided attempt at revenge. The life-long goal of the Nazi Editor is to make others feel as rejected by society as they have since their earliest memories.
Life was never fun for John, who while growing up, was not accepted by others. John was always a teacher's pet and a brown noser during his school days, resulting in a school record 314 different swirlies during elementary school alone. John’s swirlies became so routine that a towel rack was installed in the bathroom at his school, so he could dry his head.
Upon finishing high school, John took criminal justice courses in community college in an attempt to become a police officer. After seven years, John was eventually hired to police Friday night football games at his alma mater where he was often given wedgies and egged by students during the games.
Finally, in an attempt to exact revenge on society, John became an editor for Urban Dictionary. While, the position is non-paying, John takes his pay by rejecting all attempts by others to provide new definitions. Rejecting new definitions will not help John to rejoin society, but rather, it will suck the life out of the Urban Dictionary for as long as he is allowed to continue his role as a Nazi Editor.
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A sexual act where the man puts his dick in the woman's arse when she has recently done a shit and not wiped. Then when he is about to cum he pulls out and wipes his dick on her top lip, giving the illusion of a Hitler moustache. Then cums all over her face until it is completely white.
Joe: How was last night?
Bobby : it was aite, Susan was a complete slut, she let me make her a nazi snowman!
Joe:You lucky cunt!
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a food or sauce that is ment to compliment a main food item (i.e. ketchup on a hotdog or vinegar on a sandwich) and replaces it with its own strong flavor.
The following are flavor nazis:
1. Bacon (i.e. in a hamburger or sandwich other than a BLT)
2. Ketchup
3. A1 Steak Sauce
4. Vinegar based sauce
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A thing at odds with itself.
1. Used to describe a system or person with conflicting instructions and/or motives.
2. One who seeks to mislead (either themselves or others) or who is obviously insincere in either statement or premise.
3. A person of self-avowed liberal social/political attitude whose actions manifest the opposite.
1. Just let me save the file, you gay nazi computer!
2. Did you see Blair on the telly last night? He was blathering on about social equality like a gay nazi.
3. Now the BBC say they won't hire smokers, the bunch of gay nazis.
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Pocket Nazi
Noun:
1. A small minded person with limited imagination whose interaction with the world is characterised by an urge to define, limit and quantify.
Identifying characteristics include an urge to control the behaviour of others and a seeming unlimited capacity to spout nonsensical garbage and attempt to justify it as 'best practice'.
2. A mechanical person kept in the pocket. Usually placed on a table, and, once a battery has been inserted (orifice of choice), proceeds to march around, salute and make unreasonable demands.
3. A politician or public relations manager.
4. A small dried dog turd kept in the pocket and used as a worry bead.
General Definition:
Commonly used in reference to politicians, pubic relations workers, government employees, traffic wardens, volunteer managers, shopping centre security guards and social workers.
General use includes any person who, having been given the tiniest amount of responsibility, then begins to engage in behaviour likely to result in limiting the rights of others under the pretext of acting for the common good.
Origin:
Originally a Buddhist symbol of peace and kept on one's person on a chain or in a pocket, the German Nazi party adopted and adapted the image by reversing it and the swastika became mis-associated and interpreted as an image of oppression and racism.
The term 'pocket nazi' refers to the oppressive characteristics of people who should not be given any position of authority since their behaviour immediately becomes reminiscent of authoritarian dictators.
Usage:
"Christ what a pocket nazi."
"Are you the pocket nazi from the government?"
"Fuck-off you pocket nazi!"
Partial phrases useful for identifying possible pocket nazis:
"I think you will all agree with me that....."
"There is no doubt that vulnerable sections of our community...."
"Oi... what do you think yur doin then?"
"We all appreciate your efforts and believe you understand that the hard choices before us..."
"Excuse me sir..."
"Sign here, please"
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A person who refuses to share their Wii.
Frank's such a wii-nazi, he won't let anybody play with it.
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