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Originally coined by rapper Ghostface Killah on his Fishscale album in the song Kilo, "I can't feel my face" is when you face numbs after snorting a lot of coke, blow, or yay-yo.
Ghostface Killah lyrics intro to Kilo:
"Yo, Oh, Yo Rae... I can't feel my face...
My heart pounding and shit...
Paranoid as a motherfucker right now, who da fuck? Close da blinds and shit!
Who dat? Captain Kirk?
The fuckaz da stark enterprise n enterprise shit outside or some shit?
..I need some pussy tho I'm ready for a catwoman or somethin...
Fu-fuck it, lets go!"
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Something said when informed of yet another failure of society
they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?
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My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.
Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.
'em is the government
Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
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Something said when someone points out a stimulating and/or awkward moment.
Nikki: "Twist my nipples!"
Tony: "ok?" *twisting nipples*
Nikki: "HARDER!!!"
Tony: *Twisting harder*
Nikki: *Slaps Tony in face*
Jay: "Wow..... You can't get that from lick'n
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Message by the PC health check program or the windows 11 setup when your PC does not support windows 11 because of the TPM 2.0 requirement bullshit
This PC can't run Windows 11
(X) This PC must support TPM 2.0
Me: What the fuck is TPM 2.0
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Something you yell at people randomly as you are driving down the street. Watch the reaction, but try not to crash.
Hey your son can't eat wheat or multi grain cereals because wheat is a major component.
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fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!
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