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1.A blanket statement my dad uses for computer and tech related things he doesn't understand.
2. The name of some kind of tech problem he has.
3. Things he thinks that are lies on the internet.
Person 1: This email won't send I think there is something wrong with the server
Person 2: Computer Crap!
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When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe
Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.
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The short and more forceful way of saying, "What the crap?!"
Guy #1: "I'm gonna call my bird Meety!"
Guy #2: "Da crap?! Meety? What kind of bird name is that?"
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The gapping hole of your ass after being butt fucked.
You should have seen the size of Lisa's crap cavern after I fucked her.
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Super boring pics sent through the SnapChat application.
I am so tired of Max's snap crap blowing up my phone!
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A horrendous physical condition which is felt within minutes of waking up in the morning and usually lasts the rest of the day. The unlucky victim feels as if bile is coursing through their veins and feces has permeated every tissue of their body, rendering said victim into a helpless, bloated, and near-delusional shadow of their normal self.
Usually triggered by eating mass quantities of junk food immediately before going to bed.
Ughhh...I shouldn't have drank that two-liter of Mt. Dew and eaten that bag of Doritos before bed...I got the crap sick.
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Any course offered in an institution of higher learning of dubious value and marginal difficulty. Applicable to most "Adult Ed" courses in community colleges as well as those frequented by serious jocks. Such courses are usually determined by content, but may occasionally be determined by professor; especially if professor gives "B" to individuals who have expired before the final exam.
Basketweaving is a crap course. Advanced Quantum Field Theory is not a crap course.
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