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Dutch mint

Upon reselling an item the condition is greatly exaggerated toward near perfect condition

Phill had told me the item was mint, it was actually totally busted up and looked like it had barely survived a nuclear holocaust. this item was definitely Dutch mint condition

by Totalpackage181 December 20, 2014


Dutch Box

When someone farts in the car with the windows up and doesn't roll them down.

Person 1: I don't want to bring him on the road trip.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's always dutch boxing.

by serialdutchboxer March 18, 2016


Dutch Carry On

When a woman farts in to her purse and then shoves the face of her friend or partner in to said purse to enjoy the aroma.

My girl was real sweet until she got pissed and gave me a Dutch carry on. We haven't talked in a week.

by BTY2021 June 27, 2021


Dutch Brother

Two guys who have gotten a Dutch Rudder from the same person. Similar to Eskimo Brothers.

Dude Evan and I are Dutch Brothers now.

by Theboyzzzz December 3, 2016

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dutch smokey

To curl out a large poo on someone's lower back for sexual gratification. The 'giver' will often make a sound like a train whilst mid flow.

For their anniversary, Adam gave Phil a Dutch Smokey. Choo Choo!

by The Urban Taffy January 15, 2018

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Dutch Hug

A sexual act involving a windmill, a pair of clogs, Edam cheese, a bicycle seat, the left marigold glove from a pair, liquorice, and a tulip... But not the kind you're thinking of.

Dude, I got home on valentine's day and my girlfriend gave me a Dutch Hug.

Fuck!

by Greppelslet February 12, 2014

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Dutch Fan

(v.) The act of farting into a heating fan that is placed in a small room, thus turning the entire room into a dutch oven.

And then James locked the doors and let out a huge dutch fan.

by CharlesPoops March 1, 2010

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