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During anal sex in the back seat of a car, one quickly replaces the penetrating penis with a seat belt.
1. "Dude, last night on the way home in the car, you didnt even know it, but I gave your girl a mean Seat belt supreme in the back seat."
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The ability for a female to get off and orgasm, hands free, purely by the stimulation given from the motorized vibration and rough ride encountered on various modes of public transportation, i.e., buses, trains, subways, etc.
Cindy always arrived at work with a smile on her face. Not because he loves her job, but because her use of public transportation and her annual rider's pass allows her to cum from her daily Bus Seat Orgasm during her daily commute.
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Typically an individual whom excessively shouts at a friend who is trying to enjoy a game. Feeling that if the person isn't doing well in the game for lack of concentration. To the surroundings in the game, that by shouting in the person's ear on how to do it, the white noise being yelled at in the background will somehow improve concentration. Sometimes this can be beneficial while at other times you want to shove the controller down their throat and hang them from the ceiling with the cord.
"Dude you're not doing it right! Don't use that gun, use the other!"
"You better shut the hell up with the back seat gaming it's getting on my nerves..."
"Just do what I say all ready!"
"Seriously, stoping being a back seat gamer!"
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Leaning away from someone you're sitting next to
Girl, you must not be feeling me the way you're running in your seat.
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When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.
“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”
Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.
Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.
1. To borrow your friends car and drive it naked
2. To borrow your friends car, lift the seat cover, take a dump on the drivers seat, and pull the seat cover back over the seat.
3. Taking a dump in another's anus
" how was Dave's car?"
" good I gave him a Stinky Seat Cushion tho"
the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.
Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(
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