frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.
Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught
I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.
Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web
Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.
A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.
‘Belle is a unevenly spread’
‘Ye she is but that’s not a bad thing about her’
A person who isn’t spread correctly. Meaning their weird and different, this isn’t always a bad thing
‘She is so Unevenly Spread’
‘I’m unevenly spread but that my favourite thing about myself’
A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
‘Belle is so Unevenly Spread’
‘In my opinion Sophie is Unevenly spread’
When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.
My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.