shoulder bag

the sack that grows on ones shoulder. usually soft and enjoyable to play with.

hey Ash, touch my shoulder bag

Shoulder Boulders

Breast the things on women's chest I will never be able to touch :( other names

Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest

Guy sees girl walking by

Guy: *Whistles* look at those shoulder boulders!
Guy 2 : Come on man be respectful call them double D's

Guy 1 nods

Shoulder boulders

A human breast.

"Shoulder boulders on her chest."

Bad Decision Shoulders

To rotate ones shoulder's, raising one after another while keeping your arms bent at the elbows whilst gravitating towards a bad decision. Most commonly used to describe someone on the path of unfaithfulness, exuding a particularly joyous excitement about the prospect that is visible in their shoulders.

Nathan gave one last sly smile to Danny, Tom and Rich before giving a vigorous episode of bad decision shoulders then turning and moving towards the ladies at the bar.

Shouldering

The act of sliding ones shoulder into a females vagina during oral sex.

chuuya was shouldering me last night after he was done pegging dazai.

i love it when chuuya shoulders me!! his sharp sexy shoulders make me moan louder than dazais cock ever will !! <3

shoulder apples

When a guy has a defined dip inbetween his upper bicep (round part) and the rest of his arm. The round part near the shoulder is the shoulder apple

Oh wow he has shoulder apples, I just want to bite them!

goat shoulders

A lack of shoulders. Resembling a goats small torso.

My mother’s goat shoulders cause her dress straps to fall right off.