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noodle bar

Christian and his small black weiney hang out.#So fun

Want to go with him .fun at the noodle bar

by JdjfnsnnnhehdjddHdhsjjdk January 30, 2017


Rustic noodles

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.

Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.

by Alienboy453 July 13, 2022


Noodle Brow

When a person has the arch of their eyebrow resemble a macaroni noodle. This occurs achieved when the individual uses the over pluckage technique.

Phil: Hey did you see that girl Monique, whats up with those brows.

Colleen: She crazy over plucks... she had insane noodle brow.

Phil: Someone needs to tell her to put those tweezers away.

by spencer sparkle December 3, 2009


ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)

hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?

by dr.noodle November 22, 2021


Dog Noodle

When your penis is limp and red as a dog’s dick from an all day porn and masturbation marathon.

I beat off all day yesterday when mom and dad left for work. Now I got the dog noodle today. I can’t touch it.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2018


danger noodle

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021


Jacuzzi Noodle

When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.

Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.

Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.

Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.

by Clo_d0n August 13, 2017