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Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.
Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.
Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!
Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.
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A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.
Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"
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The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .
"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"
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Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.
Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?
Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane
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An excuse to use when you're actually surfing for porn.
John: Hey man what's up?
Daniel: Oh uh, nothing, um, I'm just looking up Morrowwind Cheats.
John: Was that porn?
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Hypixels anti-cheat that can detect legit players of cheating but not blatant bhoppers
Hypixels Watch Dog Cheat Detection needs a new change.
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This occurs when your girlfriend cheats on you with another girl. She may tell you it doesn't count because it's just a girl, but realistically, she's getting off with someone besides you.
This may include kissing, rubbing(scissoring), licking, sharing a dildo or vibrator, masturbating for each other or masturbating to each other masturbating.
Brian: "I caught my girl cheating with another girl."
Jimmy: "Damn, and you dumped her?"
Brian: "Hell yeah. She tried to tell me it's just a girl! but honestly, she was having intimate relations with another person..."
Jimmy: "Yeah I know what you mean, that's messed up."
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