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An expression taken from "buy now, pay later." This refers to the (often untrue) assumption that bisexual people are going through a phase and will eventually come out as gay. It is usually considered offensive.
guy: you're gay, right?
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later
or
guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.
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Generally referring to someone going from average mental output to a better, more genius level of thought.
Person A: "I think I'm gonna stop doing all this complicated math by hand and start using a calculator."
Person B: "Now you're cooking with gas!"
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Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.
Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.
"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.
Talkin' is a short term for the cosmos itself. Understanding this phrase is like trying to understand the creation of the universe. No one can or will ever discover the true meaning or creation of the universe, therefore they will never understand the phrase "Now that's what I'm talkin" for it tells a whole history of life, death, and afterlife. The galaxy itself was created by this one phrase by this one man known as god himself. God once said, "Now that's what I'm talkin," which generated life itself to occupy the space of the known universe. Since then there have been many men trying to withstand the power of "Talkin" however, they eventually fall into darkness and insanity to which no living being can escape. Not even God himself. The main reason the world is what it is today is because God has given into this insanity, creating evil in all aspects of life whether that be natural disasters or men themselves. No one can withstand this power, no one has been seen withstanding this power therefore no other universes have been created since then disproving the multiple universe theory known as the multiverse. DO NOT say this phrase, "Now that's what I'm talkin," for it will drive any man insane to the point of death instantly. The fact that God himself couldn't withstand this power should be a warning to any living being that this power is too much for any being in all of existence.
Haha I just fucked your sister
Yo same!
now that's what i'm talkin!
You're in the jungle now baby is a phrase one may use when explaining to someone that they are about to get royally fucked up. Use this phrase before knocking someone out with a haymaker punch
*cop lady and drug dealer square up*
Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight
Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)
Those four words roll off the tongue as a lighthearted way of asking "What's up? What's next?" And that tripping lightly stuff makes sense, since "How now, brown cow" has its origin in elocution, where the phrase was used to demonstrate properly rounded vowels.
Ron: How now, brown cow?
Paul: Not much. Just on my way to catch a movie with my girl.
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An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"
Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"
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