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Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.
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I said I was going in to take a number two, but once i saw a Hustler sitting there, I figured I might as well squeeze off a number 3 also.
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To ejaculate, both male and female, from an orgasm of the sexual kind.
Oh god, I just number 3'd all over my bed after that hot porn video
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To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.
I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.
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A system of numbers used to define an amount much higher than it actually is; such as when people say how many times they've had sex.
Thomas: I swear, man, *pant* I've run around this building 18 times today!
Richard: Yeah, maybe in Sex Numbers. Lose some weight.
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a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69
Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.
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Any number that people call all the time because a character in a song or movie dials it. Originated from the song "867-5309/Jenny" by Tommy Tutone.
Eric: God damnit, I hate that new movie that just came out. I'm getting calls every 5 minutes because I have a damn Jenny Number.
Sam: You should change your number, man. They won't stop. Besides, doesn't your daughter have the same name as the woman in the movie?
Eric: Yeah, I never know if they really want to talk to her or not anymore!
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