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an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.
an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.
a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already
What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.
cough *old gloris* cough
When you have a song stuck in your head that was once really popular and now is considered old.
Person 1- "Dude today I had Umbrella by Rihanna suck in my head all day today."
Person 2- "Looks like the old radio is on."
A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.
Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.
Because, sometimes, you just CANNOT get enough fleece.
Todd: I love my cargo pants.
James: I love my fleece pullover.
All: I WORSHIP OLD NAVY! BLAAAAH! THEY GET MY FIRST BORN! CUZ I SIGNED UP 4 DA CARD. LOL. MY SAINT, OLDIS NAVIE.
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wrinkley old dick that looks like a shriveled up weiner with two prunes underneath it
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An Australian slang term for in air conditioning retrofitter
MCM
The barra van has to go to old Cocks for ac
Customer the ac isn't cold mate
Mechanic no drama mate take it to old cocks
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