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A person who is scantily clad ie. Private areas hanging out.
Joe: hey dude did you see her whole ass cheeks?
Sam: yeah dude that's Some good beach porn
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A term for someone whos been boozed up
Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale
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1.) A cute little pale blond boy from Sweden
2.) A guy that that came to the USA to meet a girl holding mountain dew.
3.) A guy that makes the weirdest jokes and only one person laughs at him
1.)
Boy: "Hey did you hear about that cute little pale blond boy from Sweden?"
Girl: "Chea!! That's beachy guy! He's a cutie :girl:"
2.) "Uhm... Would you like a mountain dew, beach guy?"
3.) Beach guy: "Go to grave!"
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a really shitty town in florida.
it's filled with whiny rich old people.
and pretty much everyone is ridiculously stupid.
there's nothing to do in vero beach.
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when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin
me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good
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Disguised as a pizza store, puffins on the beach is a way to say "i'm going to smoke pot on the beach"
Pothead 1: Brah I'm mad hungry
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.
the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.
JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.
To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.
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