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Tim Burns is a nobel man, around 6'14, who enjoys saving kittens from rooftops and stealing from the poor. He (and his sidekick Tom Plett) were able to defeat the Nazi Part in the so called "World War 2". Tim Burns has lived on in the hearts of mind of all involved.
Who won the first world war?
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Bryson, did you get your homework done?
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Manchester United goalkeeper.
New Jersey native who played for North Jersey Imperials and New York/New Jersey Metrostars before going to England.Signed with Manchester United in the Summer of 2003,which is technically an honor,since United are hated throughout the UK.But they are the most succsessful club in English history.
But overall he's one of the finest keepers in the world,maybe the best in the Premier League.Hopefully he'll help the United States to do well in the 2006 World Cup.
Tim may be from the wrong part of NJ,but oh well.Better to be from any part of NJ than to be from NY anyday.
Tim Howard is great at stopping penalty kicks.
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a HOT sexxxxxxxy pitcher for the San Francisco Giants
people who are in love with him are typically known as lincefreaks
she is a linceFREAK. she is in love with tim lincecum
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Freshman quaterback for the University of Florida, who is knowing for plowing through defenses with his powerful runs. Tim's chief export is pain, followed closely by touchdowns. Tim's signature move is the stiff arm.
Football fan: Man, that quaterback just trucked through 4 defensive linemen, 3 linebackers, and the 2 safties!
Gator Fan: Yeah, that's Tim Tebow!
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The man with the nicest arse in rock.
Flying V-wielding frontman of the band Ash.
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Tim Shaw is a radio DJ. He has worked on many radio stations, including BRMB, and has been sacked from every job he has ever had. He has recieved the largest fine for radio misconduct and is rated the 3rd most shocking DJ in the world.
His current show is called Tim Shaws Asylum and is on Kerrang 105.2
The current times are Sunday to Thursday.
Sunday 22:00-2:00
Monday till Thursday 22:00-1:00
A lot of the features are interviews, prank calls and general funny stuff.
One of Tims ater egos 'Old Boot' phones up people and pretends to be an old woman. Lines include "ive lost my pussy"
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short for timid and confident, they’re used in opposition but can be used separately
Ex: I’m feeling pretty tim today because I didn’t get much sleep.
Ex: I’m feeling con, I aced my math test!
Ex: Don’t be tim, be con!
Ex: Tim and con is the best way to describe emotions.