Nan Fight

Your Nan goes to bingo every Friday with the girls and every week she wins. The other Nan's are fed up with it and decide to take it into there own hands. Your Nan obviously wins because she hits the gym up on a daily basis.

"Did you see your nan fight last night?" asked Adam
"Yeah she curb stomped the fuck out of Agnes" said George

Wi-Fighting

Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.

Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.

E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"

"Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"

Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.

Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.

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couple fight

how am i supposed to know?

that is a couple fight

Fag Fights

When two gay men or women fight in a paid fight with a betting audience. Normally in Louisiana.

Ay bruh you takin lil Daniel over to see the fag fights? I'm puttin 20 spot on it. Gang gang

Flounder Fight

When 2 people who like someone fight for her "love". The person they are fighting for doesn't even like them back.

Jackson - Hey Bryce I heard you like Ashley
Bryce - Ya I also heard you like Ashley
Jackson - Lets fight for her love no balls
Ashley - Hey are you guys doing a flounder fight

Vacation fight

Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.

Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!

Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*

Vacation fight ensues