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a superior verison of pickle rick
rick and morty might have pickle rick, but we have onion motu
I tried to fuck that bitch last night but she got that onion dungeon
noun. A term for a group of people who SMELL/ aren't cool.
Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.
Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
kilos and ounces of cocaine.
“All i’m talkin is chicken and onions, you know the lingo”
WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.
Random Man Guy "Boy this fun onion sure is gr8"
Random Man Guy 2 "I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY"
When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...
"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."
"What the fuck...."
When someone is cooking and they start crying, and say "ugh, it's just the onions" when they are nowhere near onions. They are usually upset. Give them a hug and take over on cooking, take them out to ice cream after dinner. It's not the onions. Clearly.
Husband: Why are you crying?
Wife: I'm having an "Onion" Cry
Husband: You're making tomato soup.
Wife: Oh, then I guess it's not the onions.
Husband: You're upset, you don't wanna admit it. Let me take it from here baby <3