The sequel to the PC. A parody of next generation consoles.
Hey, are you getting the PS5?
Nah, I'm waiting for Elon Musk to announce the PC 2.
1 Step Above a Potato PC
Most Laptops are Rice PCs
(It can run most 2d stuff Just Fine But With 3d stuff You need to turn quality to low to get 60fps)
Sorry bro. I can't have minecraft with shaders, I have a Rice Pc...
a sexist cis gendered white collar worker CEO of a slaughter house company homophobic boomer humor loving Nazi fucking KKK clan member
Did you just disagree with what i said. You Sir/Mdm are Not PC
Ahhh!! I got the Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart message!!!
When the girl you are having sex with is a PC and you bang on the front wheel, whilst the sirens are off, making a loud noise and making people watch you rail their guts out
Noddy jus did a Dirty PC Plod, Big ears looked horrified, threw up all over dat mans Little Mushroom
When you get in a PC's car, and smash them so hard they start the sirens and the whole car shakes, whilst people watch and try to get in on the PC Plod action, usually through handjobs or feet tickling
You know that Noddy bloke, he right proper fucked PC Plod, he gave her a ripped Anus and everything, Even Big ears Joined in doing the Dirty PC Plod