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God-sent material to embarassing parents.
Haha, son, me and your father got so drunk at a Phil Collins concert... Dad got arrested and I woke up in the back of a van pregnant with you. Ahh...you better not be smoking pot.
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a good show that airs on the disney channel, but although it airs on a kid's television network, if you read "between the lines" you will see that there are things that represent things that just shouldn't be on disney channel.
in one episode of phil of the future, "virtu-date", phil and keely take a "virtu-trip", which proves to be like an lsd trip, because they hear, smell, see, feel, and taste things that aren't real, they see amazing things, and of course, the name "virtu-trip" represents a trip and the "virtu-goggles" represent the lsd.
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To suck a dick. He who has so often sucked dicks is the being this phrase is created after.
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A highly irritating 'musician' Once with the hooror of Genesis and later all manner of hell in a solo career.
Fortunately moved out of Britain due to his beloved Conservative party being knocked out of power. His hair continued to fall out and he got dumped by his wife.
The world is a better place without him making music.
His attempts at actin were poor also. See the film 'Buster' and his shockingly appalling effort in Miami vice. This man is evil. Avoid him.
Hey, would you like to listen to 'No jacket required' by Phil collins?
No, I'd rather visit the dentist and have them give me root canal whilst performing a blumpkin.
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A no nonnsense talk show doctor that has the balls to call it like he see's it, unlike any other gun shy, polically correct, gotta protect my license at all costs doctors that are on the air. Unless you're a spousel abuser or child molester, ya gotta love they guy!
Don't make me open a can of Doctor Phil on you!
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legendary singer of 'thin lizzy' died in 1986 of a heroin overdose
any of the gals out there want a bit more irish in them
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A small, angry, British performer who merely acts out songs developed in a studio by a group of producers. Occasionally, Collins will pay his agents to spread news about charity donations and civic contributions...none of which were dealt with willingly or directly by Collins. The only motive for which is the ensurance of continuation of record sales and passable public image to dilute the reality of his unabashedly self-centered, ill-willed, simply perverse ways, not to mention his utter lack of musical ability.
Do you listen to Phil Collins?
Who? Bill Collings?
No, Phil Collins!
Oh him. No way, he sucks. My sister went to one of his concerts once and got violently molested by a drunkard who got turned on when Phil started playing pocket pool and groping himself on stage. Hes a real degenerate.
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