a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and pubes all over his feet. He is often mistaken for Gary Busey when he's plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.
Bill: Hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?
Tim: Oh its just a Mike Pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.
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One who gets free pizzas courtesy of the pizza company or an unknown source.
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A 12 cut square pizza popular in NEPA (north east pennsylvania)
Hey want to order a tray of pizza from Maroni's?
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A very disgusting person.
This is a reference to Jamie Oliver's food revolution. He dispises anyone who eats pizza for breakfast. Any person being called a pizza breakfaster is being called a really mean name.
Dude, I slept with your girlfriend.
YOU PIZZA BREAKFASTER. I HATE YOU.
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Jake Foley is a cock pizza
Jake Foley lost fantasy baseball, again... he is a cock pizza
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The sloot behind the pizza counter
That stupid pizza sloot was salmon leaping EVERYWHERE!!!
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