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When something is really, really bad.
Tom: Dude, my girl caught me in bed with Lucy yesterday.
Dan: Aw, man, that's Sarah Palin bad.
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A moment in which one makes a silly mistake similar to that of Sarah Palin.
"Meg had a Sarah Palin moment yesterday. She thought that Africa was a country."
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When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.
Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.
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Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.
I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.
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Something that is completely obnoxious, void of logic, and meant to inspire stupidity among the masses, usually involving the state of Alaska.
Sarah Palin: In Alaska, we shove polar bears in oil rigs in Alaska
Johnny Boy: That's a Palin Drome !
Sarah Palin Drome: We throw baby seals off the bridge to nowhere in Alaska
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Equally annoying and hypocritical daughter of a certain ex-vice presidential candidate.
How much is Failn' Palin paying ABC to keep Failin' Palin Jr. on the show?
The reverse of a Cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the Cinderella. It can also be a David vs. Goliath situation where everyone wants to see Goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.
I can't believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on "Made." It's such a Sarah Palin Story.
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