paper chaser

A Hustler; A guy/girl who wants money, And/or gets someone toget money from someone.

Yo homie I ain't playing with you man, no paper chaser is gonna hustle me man.

Verb.
Put him in set-up, 5pm we do some paper chasing.

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√toliet paper

Used to describe the translucent jumbo rolls of "toliet paper" found is such places as hospitals, college dorms, bars, etc. It takes about 50+ sheets of "toliet paper" to wipe sufficiently & usually rips off one sheet at a time

I'm sick of using the √toliet paper to wipe my ass with at work, I may have to bring in a roll of charmin

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paper phone

1. a place to hide your weed

ex: hey jason, you can put your weed in there man!

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paper dreams

visions of wealth and / or grandeur. paper representing, of course, money

'imma get myself rich of those there paper dreams alone'

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Momentum Paper

(n.) - weak one-ply toilet paper that tears off from the initial tug by the user in order to create the necessary momentum to tear off a sufficient amount to wipe one's ass pocket. Usually, the aforementioned user will be a shit pocket themselves, and discard this paper onto the floor of a public restroom for the master of custodial arts to come and clean up.

The plethora of momentum paper on the ground suggests that we're out of shit paper.

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bog paper

toilet tissue

i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.

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Paper Panzer

A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.

Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.

Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.

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