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Ariana Parker is a fake hoe who sucks dick for a living.
I'm Ariana Parker and I'm a fake hoe.
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The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.
Dude I did the Peter Parker on that girls face lastnight!
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For one who parks dicks in there special holes
Bitch. Im such a dick parker all the boys love me
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The coolest kid at Pin Oak and basically the whole world.
Parker Broach is way cooler than Andrew Brown.
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A character of the long running tv series Baywatch, played by the one and only Pamela Anderson. CJ was a fairly mundane character whose only saving grace was her massive breasts. She did lots or running (or bouncing I should say) in slow motion wearing her tight red bathing suit. She also had a terrible habit of falling in love with every man who came into contact with her.
"(CJ Parker)was hands down the best thing about (Baywatch)."
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He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker
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A breed of horse often found in the Windsor area, favoured for riding by some members of the British Royal Family. Much adored by horsemounters.
At the Beijing Olympics, Prince Charles rode into the arena on Camilla Parker-Bowles, but he was beaten by a six-year-old Chinese contestant on crack, riding a dead Tibetan.
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