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A girl who's neck has been christened with the beauty of a pearl necklace at least once.
The more pearl necklaces a girl recieves, the bigger the pearl girl she becomes.
She doesnt have sex, she's a pearl girl.
She's a virgin... But a big pearl girl.
That pearl girl's getting a shiny new necklace tonight.
I'll give that pearl girl another one for her collection.
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Pearl Jam are a fine example of an awesome band.
These 'awesome bands' are very endangered these days, especially since John Lennon died and Ke$ha started raping the charts.
Now, despite the Y2K bug and Justin Bieber, Pearl Jam are one of the best creations of the 90's as they eclectically combine grunge with heavy rock with soft accoustic guitars with the coolest voice possible.
The best of the best songs are:
Even Flow
Black
Yellow Ledbetter
Alive
Just Breathe
Pearl Jam conquer about 90% of my iPod and have about 40 tribute bands, which is always good!
I hate Pearl Jam, but then again I'm an obese anti-christ homo who digs Nickelback.
How many people did I offend there...?
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The Pearl Street Mall (also referred to as Pearl Street, Downtown Boulder or just simply Downtown) is a four block pedestrian mall in Boulder, Colorado. The pedestrian area stretches from the 1100 to the 1400 blocks of Pearl Street and is home to a number of locally-owned and operated businesses and restaurants as well as the Boulder County Courthouse.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna go chill at pearl street?
Person 2: Sure! We can go watch the street performers. Then go to Boulder Baked
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The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band “off the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.
Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!
I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!
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Termed after the look sperm has as it looses it's familiar "pearl" look and begins to liquify.
As he cam, he gave her a pearl necklace, but noticed soon it became melted pearls on her warm skin.
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Cum around a woman's neck resulting from a titty fucking.
After ramming his 10-inch length between her wet tits, he gave her a new pearl necklace.
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When a man complains a lot, one says he has a vagina. When he complains even more it means he has sand in his vagina. But when a man continues to complain, he slowly turns that grain of sand into a pearl. Therefore becoming a "pearl farmer".
Nick: "Man, this sucks, I just moved that yesterday, now they want me to move it again today. My fucking back is killing me"
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."
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