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The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.
Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
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A subsequent man with a small penis
That kid is a pencil man
When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there
*does the pencil holder*
The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911
a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!
Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
something u fucking write with idiot why did u search this..
i accidenly broke my pencil by biting it too hard
a dude: “I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.”