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The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.
Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
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"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.
If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.
The one kid who always has an unlimited supply of pencils but wont share, only laugh maniacally when you ask and he denies.
I bet Bernie Sanders was a pencil trawl back in the day.
A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.
'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'
When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there
*does the pencil holder*
The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911
a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!
Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
The act of Post sketching sexual intercourse.
The pencil is still hot from allt he sketching and one fallace follows another.
Boy - "Hey my sketch of you is really coming along
you wanna see?"
Girl - " Yea sure"
*shows sketch*
Girl - "hot pencil me"