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Genetically engineered in the early 1970s in response to popular demand for “things that are miniature” (see Cooper Mini, espresso, Lilliputians, etc.), the teacup pig became an instant “fan favorite” as a pet amongst “posh teens” given their “cute-little ears” and “cute-little snouts.” In time, the teacup pig’s role in society evolved, enjoyed as both an underground gambling sensation amongst inebriates due to the elasticity of their hip flexors, aerodynamic tiny tails and downhill running technique; later, for pig roasts within the midget community.
that teacup pig was delicious.
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Man who will fuck any girl, regardless of how fat and ugly she is
Oh man, that guy is a total pigrooter, did you see the fatty he did last night?
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Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.
Man check out that chick, she is fine.
No man, you just cant see past those pig goggles she has on.
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a Lancastrian term used when stating ones intention to do something, usually a big thing.
common lads, over the top, LETS FUCK THIS PIG
time for an exam, LETS FUCK THIS PIG
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A white male U.S. citizen who concurrently possesses all or one of the following characteristics:
1) Overweight.
2) HS diploma, GED or online degree.
2) Over-employed.
3) Borrows or spends more than he can afford.
4) Doesn't think before he speaks.
5) Drives a gas-guzzling vehicle.
7) Ignorant of world news & other cultures.
8) Produces Neanderthal offspring with ADD.
Bottom Line: Thinks that because of the fact that he a an American, that he is automatically No.1, "The Shit."
There are a lot of American pigs in my state.
"I only know what I know, then I say what I don't know because I'm a "Real American Asshole." I'm leach on society and am an over-employed, ungrateful slob. Go USA on dose other countries." (While Rome is burning.)
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A SexPig is a gay guy who can't get enough dirty sex. Alone, in groups, one-on-one, safe or bareback - it doesn't matter. The more the merrier, although most pigs prefer BB. Some pigs like to wear gear like leather, rubber, denium. Some SexPigs have a favorite sextoy - a 12-inch dildo or a superlarge buttplug. But they all have one thing in common: they just can't get enough mansex.
See that guy over there he's such a dirty little sex pig, he'll squeal for any guy.
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A person that enjoys being anally penetrated by as many people as possible. They like it dirty and don't care how they get it or who they are getting it from.
Russell is always out carousing, he is such a pig bottom always looking for multiple guys to gang bang him
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