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Imagine you're having missionary sex with a guy and he's not kissing you or paying any attention to you whatsoever. Rather, he's got his grunting face buried into a pillow while he uses you for a fuck bag.
Ew, I feel so cheap after having sex with that pillow fucker last night.
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The world's first male comfort pillow.
A pillow shaped like a butt meant to replicate the feeling of laying on a girl's butt and the small of her back.
My girlfriend didn't let me take a nap on her butt so I used my Booty Pillow instead and it was just as comfy
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A passive gay male. The term originatied in an infamous court case involving a Political Party leader accused of conspiracy to murder his alleged male lover. When cross examined the lover went into great detail as to how the accused seduced him to the point of his arse being penetrated and stated he "bit the pillow" whilst he endured it.
"Whilst he was doing this to you, what did you do?"
"I bit the pillow and cried"
Self confessed pillow biter
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Death pillows are also known as ravioli, the term is used mostly by submariners. Typically used as midrats(midnight rations).
Guy1: they're serving death pillows in crews mess
Guy2: fuck me, death pillows are awful
Guy3: shut up, nub, death pillows are the greatest thing since sliced bread
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the act of jizzing on a friends/enemies pillow for a light-hearted practical joke
"oh no!jizzy pillow you buggers"
"man i just jizzed all over calum's pillow,poor bugger"
Later on upon discovering his jizzy pillow:
"oh you buggers!who jizzed on my pillow!?" que gentle laughing in the background
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to rub your junk on someone's pillow as a secretive form of revenge
I'm tired of my roommate's girlfriend always staying the night so I'm going to pillow dust him.
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The act of laying in your bed or on the couch during the day before you start napping.
John: I was pillow wrestling this afternoon. The pillow won.
Jane: Sounds like you enjoyed your nap!
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