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Plant

The act of killing somebody.

When you kill somebody you usually bury them in dirt as you would plant a seed.

I swear to god I’m gonna plant you you if you do that again

by Baigeviking May 24, 2020


plant

Y'know, a plant? like trees, bushes, grass, cacti. do you go outside at all? ohhhh right, you're a league of legends, you don't go out at all. well please go outside

person 1: I like planting plants
person 2: ok

by CabooseIsTaken June 2, 2022


plant

A type of fungi. Only appears in teacups when the sun sets.

“I think I’m addicted to plants, Jacob.”
“?”

by bobbyturtle69 October 2, 2018


Plant

Dumb ass things that come out of the ground

The plant gets out of the ground

by Joey ink February 14, 2022


PLANT

Someone the needs constant attention.

Samuel can't stop texting I hate that plant.

by cryoment October 29, 2017


Atheist plant

So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.

Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"

Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."

Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024


Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020