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pole-lurker

A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.

drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker

by wooooparty June 15, 2010


Side Pole

The borders and outlines of a grown man’s half chub when constricted by tight pants

I won’t ever miss a led zeppelin concert, because I know Robert Plant will definitely be rocking side pole.

by JudyFrench July 13, 2022


dick-pole

(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.

Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE

by piptardsman July 1, 2011


chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017


Pole Park

A place where minors go to their neighborhood park and practice their pole dancing for broadway.

Tanner went to the Pole Park and to practice his terrible pole dancing.

by arizonateabb October 6, 2021


pole cozy

another name for a stripper

"you still dating that pole cozy that dances at Scores?"
"Im not just some pole cozy -Im paying my way through medical school!"

by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009


Peanut Pole

A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.

Dude I just got a full peanut pole...now can have peanutbutter toast for dayss.

by ThaBosS September 29, 2012