A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.
drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
The borders and outlines of a grown man’s half chub when constricted by tight pants
I won’t ever miss a led zeppelin concert, because I know Robert Plant will definitely be rocking side pole.
(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.
Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE
When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.
That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.
A place where minors go to their neighborhood park and practice their pole dancing for broadway.
Tanner went to the Pole Park and to practice his terrible pole dancing.
"you still dating that pole cozy that dances at Scores?"
"Im not just some pole cozy -Im paying my way through medical school!"
A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.
Dude I just got a full peanut pole...now can have peanutbutter toast for dayss.