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vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.

Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.

by D. D. D. September 6, 2023


Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

by Maverix91 July 8, 2020


sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.

She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.

by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017


Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009


Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.

"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"

by Berily Soup August 3, 2021


Porch man

A porch man is urself

Ur dad is a porch man

by Porch man March 1, 2022


porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

by Ernchuck April 27, 2018