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From the Youtube show Smosh-A type of pill made for crazily obsessed Harry Potter fans that won't shut up about Harry Potter. The pill is red and white with a lightning bolt and consists of three simple ingredients: enriched wheat flour, vitamin B6 and a lethal dose of cyanide. Also comes in chewable form for kids, and suppository form for the hard core fans! Once you take this pill, you will be permanently silenced from talking about HP....forever!
Sue: "And then Ron said........And Dumbledore licked his lips and....."
Lily: Hey I have something for you......*hands Sue the Harry Potter Pill*
Sue: Ooh, a lightning bolt *swallows pill*
2 minutes later:
Sue: *casting spells in Harry Potter heaven
Lily: That was easy.
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A Very Potter Musical (reffered to online as AVPM) is one of the greatest musicals of all time, staring Darren Criss and Joey Richter. It's a parody of most Harry Potter movies combined. It is about Harry returning to Hogwarts and having a good time with his friends, while Voldemort goes about Hogwarts on the back of 'squirles' head waiting to kill Harry, but forms a close friendship, a bro-mance, if you will with someone. It has been said by many, many others (including me) That this is the most amazing, spactacular, supermegafoxyawesomehot musical YouTube has ever seen. It's Totally Awesome!(:
Friend one: What are you watching?
Friend Two: A musical about Harry Potter, It's called "A Very Potter Musical"
Friend one: LAME!
Friend Two: Really? come watch.
*hours later*
Friend one: "YEAH CAUSE TOGETHER WE'RE TOTALLY AWESOME!"
Friend two: Hey... theres nothing here for me now...
Friend one & two: "GOT TO GET BACK TO HOGWARTS!"
*true event*
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Harry Potter is a fantasy series, which is written by J.K Rowling, a british author and is published by Bloomsbury. The books are about a boy named Harry Potter, who goes to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, with his best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. They have to kill Lord Voldermort, the villain in the story, who wants to find and kill Harry Potter.
There are 7 books in total, J.K Rowling has written other books related to Harry Potter,
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
The Tales of Beedle the Bard
Quidditch Through the Ages
All of the books above are mentioned throughout the series.
Harry Potter is a great series, and personally, I think you should read the whole series =D
The Vanishing Glass
Nearly ten years had passed since the Dursleys had woken
up to find their nephew on the front step, but Privet Drive
had hardly changed at all. The sun rose on the same tidy front garden and lit up the brass number four on the Dursleys’ front door;
it crept into their living room, which was almost exactly the same as it had been on the night when Mr. Dursley had seen that fateful news report about the owls. Only the photographs on the mantelpiece really showed how much time had passed. Ten years ago, there had been lots of pictures of what looked like a large pink beach ball wearing different-colored bonnets — but Dudley Dursley was no longer a baby, and now the photographs showed a large
blond boy riding his first bicycle, on a carousel at the fair, playing a computer game with his father, being hugged and kissed by his mother. The room held no sign at all that another boy lived in the house, too.
-Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone, The Vanishing Glass. (Chap. 2)
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Probably the only reason I haven't killed myself yet.
Thank you J.K. Rowling for adding some joy to this miserable world. Harry Potter forever!
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When a person hair is unavoidably messed up. you can comb it, gel it, hairspray it, nothing keeps this hair in line, it is untameable
that guy has harry potter hair
Childrens novel? Replace the word wand with whatever you want and whoolaa' it becomes a porno!
Classic! and fun for all the family!
"A white jet of light emitted from Harry's wand"
Only in a Harry Potter Porno!
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hilariouse flash player movie making fun of harry potter. go watch it if you are a fan of the books/movies!
www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals.html
and number two...
www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals2.html
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