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A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire
My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.
Pulling on a mans sack while hittin it in a cell to get him to tighten his asshole
I heard Ryan gave Gabe a Prison Scrunchie Last Night, he kept everyone awake screaming
The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?
No? Why what happened?
He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.
Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.
prison bobber
aww prison bobber
hahahaha prison bobber
everything I own is named after it
When you’re at a hotel and don’t have enough pillows so you use an empty pillow case filled with dirty clothes to craft your own make-shift pillow.
Andrew: “I’ll go and ask reception for a new pillow”
Kate: “Say no more fam, I’ll make you a prison pillow instead”