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When you surprise a woman with an erect boner covered by a sock. She will then mate with you.
"hey i totally got laid last night cus i gave that bitch a sock puppet suprise.
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ummm, you become a finger puppet once a doctor gives you an anal exam during a check-up. get it?
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Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.
"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"
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Either a penis that has been inserted into a dirty ass, or a 300 yard drive on the golf course that lands on right in the garden spot.
Aaron's meat puppet became a super stanky meat puppet when you rammed his cock into Debbie's dirty ass.
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Mark just unloaded his driver and put his golf ball right in the clown's mouth; 300 yards and in the garden spot, thus giving the ball a stanky meat puppet.
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Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"
You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.
Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
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i sock puppet that acts as another person but it talks out of your ass.
my but puppet's name is quazimoto
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The act of sticking your Fist up your partners ass, then moving your fingers to hit the right nerves to make them do whatever you choose to do with them.
Nate,"Man, i had the craziest time with Cush last night."
Doc," What do you mean?"
Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."
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